U.N. security forces are moving to the Epsilon Eridani system after rogue elements of the Lichtenstein Solar Flotilla lead an assault capturing the Freeport orbital facility. The Lichtenoog* Diplomatic envoy to the U.N. general assembly stunned by the claim of an aggressive naval posture released the following statement from his Manhattan Fondue Restaurant. "I stand dismayed and shocked that any one of our fine naval patriots would dare take any non provoked action against targets hostile or not without thoroughly employing the use of prolonged and bewildering diplomatic channels. I believe these actions to be a fabrication and a full military tribunal shall be assembled as soon as we can locate the three ships in our fleet. I will also inquire to the location and alibi of the Swiss Task force 2 as they are most often confused with our fleet..." Ambassador Fommer * Lichtenoog :(DEF) Official formal adjective of Lichtenstein. Adopted in 2034 replacing the antiquated term Liechtensteiner as it consumed to many characters to effectively be used for state issued Twitter announcements.
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