Mexican Space Program Denied

Accusations were flatly denied by the Mexican Government today of any possession or future plans to buy or build a standing space program for the military or civil application." The recent attacks on military and civilian installations being financed by our impoverished nation is completely Loco..." commented El Presedente Phillip Ricardo Del Juan Jesus Chavez Monte Carlos. After the former Latin American nation filed chapter eleven in a San Antonio court room in 2012, the country's net worth was assessed and revalued at 20billion Pesoes or the equivalent of 1,600 us dollars and 32 cents. After the intial public auction failure listed on Cristie's/EBay and creditors refusal to sell just the Island of Cozumel to a displaced Inuit village, the country was placed under the reorganization council of the Non Profit Les Getz's Fiscal.org.

" The initial problem with the Mexican central government is they have no GNP. Lets face it, the chief export of Mexico is their own population and you can't very well tax a citizenry in another country write? Write. You can however devalue your currency to the point that people will pay you to not have to maintain an exchange rate. Just last year we launched Pay-Pablo.com a currency exchange software that converts all foreign currency that passes through our borders to the atomic weight of the peso or the intrinsic value of a bag of sand which ever is currently higher on the commodities market. Countries will practicably give their currency to us rather than mobilize that many semi trucks for an exchange." CFO Getz stated.